I like to laugh, who doesn’t? I have met some fantastically funny people since I started blogging. When I say funny, I mean the ugly laugh funny. If you don’t know what the ugly laugh is then you haven’t had a picture snapped of you while doing it. I. Have. I assure you it isn’t pretty. It usually consists of a head thrown fully back, mouth wide open and for some reason only one of your eyes is tightly closed shut. Are you picking up what I am throwing down? Riding my wave? We are talking hysterically funny.
When you meet someone, who can make you laugh this hard, you need to embrace it, enjoy every damn minute of it. And if you have a Blog, hey why not document it.
So I introduce you to Suck My Soup; Friday Funnies With Alyssa
Every Friday I will be chronicling some of the silliness that has become Alyssa, and I’s messenger conversations.
Who the hell is Alyssa you ask? Drum roll please, Alyssa is the Founder of Babies, Bloodhounds, and Booze, Oh My! She is also the EIC over at Say It With a Bang (I contribute there, I feel no shame in my shameless plug.)
If you are at all curious how the two of us came up with “Suck My Soup”, I will go on the record as saying, all Alyssa. When I asked her what it meant? Her explanation was and I quote “I’m a lady and I don’t say dick because I have a hooha.” So there you have it, we could very well have called this Suck My Dick; Friday Funnies With Alyssa if she had a penis. She. Does. Not. Just wanted to clear that up, not that it would have mattered if she did, but she doesn’t.
“I’ve always hated the term suck my dick. just so trashy for a lady to say. and you suck soup so it’s better. besides, wieners are gross looking” – Alyssa.
Alyssa and I got talking about memes I will be honest, up until a year ago I pronounced them mehmehs. Look I am 42, these things didn’t even exist when I was in my 20’s, shit neither did the internet. I. Am. Old. Wipes tear from crows feet around eye Alyssa is a young fresh pup the ripe old age of 26, clearly all up on the cool things, like memes. As we were messaging back and forth she kept sending me these “mehmehs” things. This is how it went.
“I love meme generators” – Alyssa
“I don’t have enough space for meme generators on my phone, it is inundated with hella kid videos and shit” – Darla ( I was proud I used hella, I felt cool)
“I tried to update and my phone it jumped from my hand, turned and looked at me, and was like hell no bitch!” – Darla
“Mine is begging me to update it. It wants to be Benjamin button” – Alyssa
As the conversation progressed, and I now in full on ugly laugh, Alyssa started to tell me about some of the hilarious antics she plays on her husband, Jake.
“My latest project is getting Jake to believe I’m Batman.”
“I even whisper sweet nothings in his ear while he sleeps. I tell him constantly, I have a Batmobile you can ride in super fast. My bat cave is damp and dark and the perfect place for you to hang out”
“I’m just saying, you’ve never seen batman and Myself in the same room…”
“I enjoy sexual innuendos and tell him he can’t stick it in my endo.”
As I bring this, the first instalment of Suck My Soup to a close, I leave you with one last conversation. You see, Alyssa and I think we are funny, I said funny she said hysterical. Two self-proclaimed funny people may not always be funny to every one else. WE DON’T CARE, WHAT YOU THINK! (I do, she told me to say that.) That being said, I have given Alyssa full reign when it comes to this series. She is the BOSS. We talked about maybe bringing other bloggers on as Alyssa’s guests. If you are interested you can contact me here or her via her website Babies, Bloodhounds and Booze, Oh my! She might say no, she seems to want the mic all to herself.
The conversation digressed quickly.
“We’ll definitely have to include other bloggers once in a while. as long as they don’t try to steal my mic.” – Alyssa
“You can have full reign, no one puts Alyssa in the corner!” – Darla
“I love him daddy” – Alyssa
“See, you get me” – Darla
“I’m the vodka to your lemonade” – Alyssa
“You are the vodka to my olive I don’t lemonade that shit down” – Darla
“I enjoy being shaken once in a while. It’s fun to get kinky” – Alyssa
Thanks for stopping by, see you next Friday!
Drops mic, awkwardly as Alyssa whispers in ear – I am Batman