Standing directly in front of us with her little naked body she shouts “What is this!” pointing at her newly discovered pubic hair. “And why is it so ITCHY?” My boyfriend turns away as not to embarrass her more so himself. His face reddening as fast as a thermometer in a sick kids mouth.
Noticing he is having a hard time with the situation, I grab my daughter and bring her back upstairs. To now explain pubic hair and why her Mother has very little of it. Not a conversation anyone told me I would be having when I was pushing that baby out of my vagina.
Let this be a lesson to all Mom’s that don’t harbour the 70’s and manicure, your area. If your daughter doesn’t see much hair on you, she may be very shocked she has hair down there. One of many more parenting fails I am sure to make.